let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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