he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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