Is it normal to miss your booty call?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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