dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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