the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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