marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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