Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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