At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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