Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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