You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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