ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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