Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
too bad you live with your parents still
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
