Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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