The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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