and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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