She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Randomize
