We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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