No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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