We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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