im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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