will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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