bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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