Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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