Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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