it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
