Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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