Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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