4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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