The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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