Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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