is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
They should really pass out barf bags in church
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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