We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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