He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Pooping to opera.
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