But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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