My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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