I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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