everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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