Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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