So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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