It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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