so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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