i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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