why didn't you poke me back
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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