My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I think my fart just growled at me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
