I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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