508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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