dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
