He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
