She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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