Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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