You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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