i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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