apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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