I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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