I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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